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Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one
of the
Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he
called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an
answering,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The
Hillbilly
was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the
other Indian
crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
season. When
Indian men see cave, they holler, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the
opening. If
they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just
then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave,
stopped,
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering
"Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran
into
the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a wh!
ile, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at
the size
of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It
is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women
in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation,
and
then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With
a gleam
in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off
his clothes
as he ran. The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper read,
"NAKED HILLBILLY
RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"